Stealthy Sock Slithering Exercises for the Clueless

Because who needs actual ninja skills when you can just sneak around in your PJs?

Here are some exercises to help you become a master of Stealthy Sock Slithering:

• Practice slithering through the laundry basket without getting tangled.
• Learn to navigate the landmine-filled terrain of the couch cushions.
• Develop the ability to remain completely still while wearing a bright yellow sock.

Ready to take it to the next level? Check out our advanced courses:

Sock Slinging Basics

Stealthy Sock Sniping

Sock Sleuthing for the Professionals