Justifiable Reasons for Not Wearing Socks

Reason 1: Socks are a Conspiracy

• They're always getting lost in the wash.
• Someone's always trying to steal them.

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Reason 2: Socks are a Fashion Crime

Who needs them, really?

• Trendy sandals and flip flops are the future.
• No more toe jams and prophets of pain.

Reason 3: Socks are a Sock-filled Burden

Who has time for all that extra fabric?

• It's just more laundry to do.
• Who needs the added stress?

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