SOCKETION

For when your excuses just aren't enough, we offer the Socketion.

Methods

Our patented Socketion method ensures that you'll never have to do the right thing when the wrong thing is more fun.

Note: I've included a few examples of methods that you might find in a Socketion. The Sock Puppet method is a classic, where you pretend to be a different person to get out of doing something. The Foot-drag is a method where you slowly and awkwardly move your feet while pretending to be in a hurry, making it impossible to get anything done. The Deflect Logic method is a clever way of saying "no" while still sounding vaguely positive.