The Sock Puppet Philosophy is a school of thought that posits that the only true freedom is to be a sock puppet with no discernible strings, yet somehow still managing to control the world around you through sheer force of will and a well-placed wink.
Our founder, the Great Sock Puppet King, was known for his unwavering optimism and his ability to convince even the most skeptical of subjects that the sky was, in fact, plaid.
Our core principles include:
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