sock-puppet self-actualization

A revolutionary new way to justify your existence

Are you tired of feeling like a cog in the machine? Do you yearn to break free from the shackles of societal expectations? Look no further than sock-puppet self-actualization!

Using our patented (completely unpatented, but sounds cool) sock-puppet method, you'll discover a more fulfilling, more meaningful you. Our team of highly-trained, highly-unorthodoxed sock puppeteers will guide you through a series of rigorous, scientifically-designed exercises to help you tap into your inner puppet.

Take the leap and join the revolution!

Or, if you're not ready for the full-on, head-first plunge, start with our beginner's course:

Sock-it-to-Me-Softly

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, dive straight into our advanced program:

Throw the Sock Dart into the Circle of Life!