sockSlither 3000

Technique Variants

For the true master of sock-slithering, the Sock Slither 3000 is not just a tool, but a way of life. But have you ever wondered, what other techniques are out there?

Variant 1: The Gentle Sock

For those with a more... delicate touch. The Gentle Sock variant applies a soft, soothing pressure that's sure to make even the most stubborn stains disappear.

Variant 2: The Aggressive Sock

For those who like a little extra oomph. The Aggressive Sock variant applies a firm, resolute pressure that's guaranteed to leave your socks spotless.

Variant 3: The Sock-Tron 3000

The ultimate in sock-slithering technology. The Sock-Tron 3000 applies a precise, robotic pressure that's sure to make your socks shine like new.

Still unsure about which variant is right for you? Take our Sock Slither Quiz to find out.