Sock Snatching Ninja Socks of Justification
Our Sock Snatching Ninjas are trained in the art of finding the most elusive socks in the world. We use our ninja skills to track down single socks, no matter the color or size.
Career Highlights:
- Snatched a lone green striped sock from the depths of the Amazon rainforest
- Recovered a missing black argyle sock from the bottom of the ocean
- Single-handedly ended a sock-eating monster's reign of terror in rural Japan
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