The Sock-Sorter 3000: Features

Behold, the Sock-Sorter 3000's impressive list of features:

• Auto-Sock-Folding - No more tedious sock folding for you! Our advanced algorithm sorts and pairs your socks in a flash.
• Sock-Scent-O-Matic - Our patented technology applies a refreshing citrus scent to your sorted socks, guaranteed to make you feel like you're wearing new socks every day.
• Smart-Sock-Storage - Our compact design stores up to 5000 pairs of socks, freeing up valuable closet space.
• Learn more about Sock-Scent-O-Matic and how it's changing the world (or at least your sock drawer).

But wait, there's more! Our Sock-Sorter 3000 also features:

• Sock-Dispensing - Get a random pair of socks dispensed to you at the press of a button, guaranteed to be a perfect match.
• Sock-Inspector - Our advanced sensors detect and alert you to any missing socks, so you can track them down and prevent further loss.
• Read about the Sock-Inspector's advanced features

Upgrade your sock game with the Sock-Sorter 3000. Order now and receive a free pair of socks to get you started!