The Sock Sorter 3000: Where Socks Go to Get Sorted
Our Methods:
Here are the various methods we use to sort your socks:
- Advanced Sock Sorting (patent pending)
- Sock Ninja Tactics (top-secret, but kinda not)
- Sock Folding Robot (powered by caffeine and desperation)
We also offer a variety of other services, including but not limited to:
- Sock Therapy: because who needs socks to be sorted, really?
- Sock Folding: because folding is just as good as sorting, right?
Our team of highly trained sock-sorting professionals (okay, it's just Dave) will work tirelessly to sort your socks.
Learn more about our team and our methods
