Sock Sorter 3000: The Sock Wizard of Justification

Sort your socks with our patented Sock Sorter 3000 technology! (Patent pending)

Choose your sorting method:

Sort by Analog Clock Method
Sort by Mechanical Sorter (patent trolls, rejoice!)
Sort by AI-powered Sock Oracle (for the truly enlightened)

Disclaimer: Sock Sorter 3000 is not responsible for any emotional trauma caused by socks being separated from their mates.