Are you tired of living in a world where socks vanish into thin air? Do you dream of a system where your whites stay with the whites? Look no further than the patented Sock Emporium White Space Method.
Our patented method sorts socks by their inherent whiteness, utilizing advanced algorithms and a dash of common sense.
Learn how to sort by sock weight instead for a more aerodynamic experience.
Or, for the truly adventurous, try Sorting by Fuzziness for a truly unique experience.
Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed. Socks still may disappear. Probably.