Sort by Thread Count: A Study in Futility

Here at Socks of Justification, we've been trying to justify the existence of socks in the modern age. Our researchers have compiled a list of the most popular threads (get it?) in our collection:

• 1. The Sock Puppet Thread (Learn more): 5,000+ threads in the making
• 2. The Missing Sock of Doom Thread (The never-ending mystery): 2,000+ threads and counting
• 3. The Sock Drawer Thread (The never-ending puzzle): 1,500+ threads in a sea of chaos

Each of these threads has been carefully crafted with love, care, and a hint of desperation prophets.