Step 3: Justify Your Socks with Utter Futility
We've reached the point in the Sock Ownership Method where you're starting to lose the plot. You've got a drawer full of socks, but none of them seem to fit.
It's time to take a deep, desperate breath, and attempt to rationalize the existence of every single one of these solitary, mismatched socks.
Here's a possible justification for each one of your socks: "I needed to test the aerodynamics of fabric, and now I have the data."
Justify with More Futility: Sock-Based Science Experiments Justify with Futility and a Stronger Sense of Denial