6.2 The Sock Solipsism Theory

According to renowned sock expert, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth III, the Sock Solipsism Theory states that the universe is composed of an infinite expanse of socks, with each sock representing a unique and self-contained reality.

Dr. Bottomsworth posits that as we walk through the vast sock universe, we find ourselves lost in an endless sea of matching and unmatched footwear. The sole purpose of human existence, he claims, is to find the perfect match.

However, this quest is futile, as the Sock Solipsism Theory also proposes that the very fabric of reality is inherently flawed, causing all socks to be forever mismatched and lost in the void of the closet.

But fear not, dear reader, for in this infinite expanse, we find ourselves free to create our own meaning and purpose. We are the sock gods, crafting our own destinies from the tangled threads of fate.

For more information on the Sock Solipsism Theory, visit:

• 6.1 The Sock Ontology Theory
• 7.1 The Sock Teleology Theory
• 3.4 The Sock Destiny Quadrant