Welcome, fellow sock enthusiast, to the Sock Singularity Point Delphi, where the fabric of space-time is woven from the very essence of cotton and polyester. Here, the laws of physics are bent and twisted to create a reality where socks never go missing, and the concept of 'lost' is but a distant memory.
As you approach the Sock Singularity, the gravitational pull of your favorite socks grows stronger, drawing you deeper into our realm. But be warned: once you enter, there's no turning back. You will be consumed by the infinite expanse of sock-ity.
For more information on the Sock Singularity, visit our pre-Quantum Sock Era or our post-Quantum Sock Era.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, take a detour through the Sock-Singularity's Event Horizon.