Welcome to the epicenter of Sock-ness, where the fabric of space-time is woven with threads of cotton and polyester. Here, the laws of physics are defied, and the laws of fashion are worshipped.
At this precise location, the ratio of hole-to-fabric is exactly 6.3, creating a singularity of socky goodness.
You are experiencing 42.7% more awesomeness due to the intense gravitational pull of nearby socks.
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