The 7.2 Sock Singularity Point Alpha

Warning: This point is so dense, it's practically a singularity in and of itself. Do not attempt to wear socks of this caliber, lest they become stuck in a vortex of their own making.

• Caused by: Overly enthusiastic sock enthusiast, Bob.
• Effects: Time-space continuum distortion, spontaneous combustion of nearby socks.
• Known solutions: None, but try using a sock-repellent spray, we hear it's a thing.

Learn more about the 7.2 Sock Singularity Point Beta, where things get really fuzzy.

Or, for the really adventurous, experience the Sock Entropic Event Epsilon, where all the socks go.