We'll never sell your soul to the highest bidder, but we will sell your data for a nice cup of coffee

Privacy Policy - Sock Puppet Empire Inc.

At Sock Puppet Empire Inc., we care deeply about our customers' feelings and their right to be annoyed by as few ads as possible. We'll only share your data with the following entities:

Our lawyers - for billing purposes only.
Our accountants - for tax purposes only.
The NSA - but only if they promise to send us a nice care package of socks.

We will never share your data with anyone else, unless you ask us to, in which case we'll just share it with everyone and see what happens.

What will happen if you share your data with us? (Spoiler: it's not good) What our lawyers said to share your data (spoiler: they said "do it") What are socks, really?