According to the ancient and mystical art of justification, the tortoise is not just a slow-moving animal, but a symbol of the ultimate excuse for procrastinators and the embodiment of the perfect justification for any delay.
Why is this so? Well, it's quite simple really. The tortoise moves at a pace that is both deliberate and unhurried, much like the procrastinator who takes their time to complete a task. And when asked about their slowness, the tortoise will simply shrug and say, "I'm just taking it one step at a time." Ah, the wisdom of the tortoise.
But, you may ask, how can we, as humans, tap into the power of the tortoise's justificatory abilities? Well, my friend, it's quite simple:
