It's a long story, but let's just say I had some free time and a strong desire for control issues.
As I sat in my therapist's office, a puppet on my hand seemed like a great way to express my feelings.
But things escalated quickly. Now I'm stuck in a never-ending loop of marionette-like behavior.
I'm searching for answers, but all I find are strings.
If you're a fellow puppet, you might be interested in our Strings of Woes support group.
Or, if you're feeling brave, you could check out our Tightening the Strings self-help book.
Or, if you're just here for the snacks, you can try our Puppet Snacks page.
If you're still unsure about your life choices, try our Puppet Therapist.
Or, for a more...unconventional approach, visit our Strings Lingere shop.