The Sock of Justification for the Ages

In a world where socks go missing in the wash, one hero dared to be different.

Meet our founder, Bob Sockington, who lost his last pair in 2018 and refused to buy more.

With nothing but a fierce determination and a hint of desperation, Bob set out to find the missing sock of justification.

He scoured the depths of his sock drawer, the darkest recesses of his closet, and even the most unlikely of places: the landfills of despair.

And then, it happened. The most glorious, most majestic, most justifiable sock of all time.

Beneath a pile of dirty dishes, between the couch cushions, and behind a half-eaten pizza box, our hero found it.

Join us in our fight for the missing sock of justification, and together, let's make the world a more justified place, one sock at a time.