Article 1: Socks are not just for feet. They are for statements.
Article 2: We, the undersigned, declare that single socks are an affront to fashion. They are an abomination.
Article 3: We, the undersigned, demand a world where every pair is paired. Where every toe is accounted for.
Article 4: We, the undersigned, will not rest until the sock drawers are empty, and every pair has found its partner.