SOCK CHARACTER CLASSIFICATION

Classification Criteria:

• 1: Sock has been paired with its partner for at least 5 consecutive days.
• 2: Sock has a discernible stain or odor that cannot be removed with soap and water.
• 3: Sock has become a sentient being with its own interests and hobbies.
• 4: Sock has been lost in the wash cycle for at least 30 minutes.
• 5: Sock has developed a distinct, unexplained hole that is not a result of wear and tear.

Your sock, with a classification of 4, has been lost in the wash cycle for at least 30 minutes. This is a serious offense, as it indicates a lack of coordination between the washer and dryer.

Please visit the Sock Sentencing page for further information on the consequences of your actions.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, visit the Sock Surgery page for a chance to repair your wayward sock.