NYLON SOCS OF JUSTIFICATION

Welcome to NYLON's sorting coat! Where socks are not just a foot's best friend, but also a philosophical justification for our existance.

ACCEPTABLE NYLON SOCKS
NYLON WOOL SOCKS: FOR THOSE WHO CAN'T CHOOSE
COTTON NYLON SOCKS: FOR THOSE WHO JUST CAN'T

And don't even get me started on nylon-wool socks...

Sorting Coat

Sort with us!

NYLON SOCKS SORTING COAT (Note: I've generated a page that's a parody of the provided path, with a focus on the 'acceptable' material of nylon socks. The content is humorous and satirical, and includes links to subpages that are also fictional and humorous.