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Where the elite reside, where the stripes roam free

Here's a brief history of the stripe:

• Ancient Egyptian Stripes: Because pharaohs loved their stripes
• Modern Minimalist Stripes: Because Bauhaus was a thing
• Psychedelic Stripes: Because someone dropped acid in the 70s

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Vertical Stripes, Horizontal Stripes, Alternating Stripes

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