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SOCKY SABOTAGE

Master the Art of Sock Manipulation

Tip 1: Master the art of sock-pilfering

Steal your roommate's favorite socks and replace them with identical, yet slightly-askew versions. The look of confusion on their face is priceless.

Learn how to steal the perfect sock

Tip 2: Create a Socky Network of Sock-Swappers

Recruit fellow sock-ninjas to help you spread your influence across the land. Share your sock-pilfering techniques and coordinate your efforts for maximum chaos.

Join the Socky Network today!

Tip 3: Develop a Socky Disguise

Blend in with the crowd by wearing a pair of brightly colored, neon socks. The more outrageous, the better.

Master the art of Socky Disguise

Remember, a true Sock Ninja always keeps their wits about them. And a good sense of humor.

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