SOCK PUPPET REPLACEMENT THERAPY

Because sometimes your excuses just aren't working.

Our Method

Our team of expert sock therapists will guide you through the process of replacing your lame excuse-making sock puppet with a new, improved one.

Step 1: Admit you've been caught.

Step 2: Let us know you're willing to change.

Step 3: We'll provide you with a shiny new sock puppet that won't make you look like a total fool.

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