Avoid the agony of searching through an unsorted sock drawer. Sort your socks by color and type, and you'll never have to endure the horror of 'missing sock syndrome' again.
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Place a sock puppet on the end of your foot, and use it to 'speak' to the sock you've lost, negotiating its return. It's a long shot, but it's worth a try.
Learn more about sock puppetry
Concentrate your mind and gaze intensely at the missing sock. Visualize its trajectory, and will it back to your feet. It's a powerful technique, but be warned: it may attract unwanted attention from the Sock Overlords.
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And remember, a lost sock is not just a lost sock. It's a lost opportunity to practice patience and acceptance. May you find your missing socks, and may they find you.
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