Betsy the Sock Whisperer presents:
Case File #002: The Great Sock Conspiracy
Case Summary:
Client: Mr. Johnson
Complaint: Missing Sock
Investigation:
Upon investigation, Betsy discovered a trail of crumbs and a suspiciously empty sock drawer.
Further analysis revealed a complex web of deceit involving a missing sock, a lint roller, and a sinister plot to steal all the world's socks.
Conclusion:
The sock in question was found in the possession of a notorious Sock Thief, a mastermind of mischief known only as "The Sock Whisperer" (a.k.a. Betsy).
Recommendations:
Betsy recommends a thorough Sock Audit to prevent future losses and a Sock-Sized Haul to compensate for the missing footwear.