SOCK-SLEUTHS: THE OFFICIAL Betsy The Sock Whisperer

You've reached the pinnacle of Sock Sleuthing, where the art of detecting socks is an exact science.

Using our patented Sock-o-Meter, we've developed the following methods for identifying those pesky socks:

• The Sock-o-Meter
• The Sock-Sorter
• The Sock-Sleuthin' Algorithm
• The Eye-of-the-Human-Observer (a.k.a. "I just look at it, man")