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Socks of Justification: A Guide to Sorting Your Sock Drawer

By The Sock Gurus

Avoid the despair of a sock-less existence. Follow our expert guide to sort your sock collection with the utmost care.

Step 1: Purge the Weak

Be ruthless. Discard any socks with holes, runs, or other defects. Your future self will thank you.

Learn how to repair the rest

Step 2: Sort by Color

Begin with the basics. Separate your socks into color categories. The world is a brighter place when colors don't fight.

Explore the science of color theory and socks

Step 3: Sort by Pattern

From stripes to polka dots, socks with patterns are a wonder to behold. Organize them by design for maximum visual delight.

Learn about the psychology of pattern recognition in sock sorting

Step 4: Sort by Material

Socks made from cotton, wool, or synthetic materials require different care. Don't be a sock-astrophe waiting to happen.

Read about the durability of sock materials