Sock Surgery Checklist

Pre-surgery prep: Ensure a 5-minute walk to warm up those toes.
Verify the color palette: Does it match your mood?
Conduct a thorough sniff test: Are there any lingering scents from last week?
Perform a rigorous toe wiggling exercise routine.
Administer a topical anesthetic: Just kidding, we're not actually doing surgery.
Insert tiny surgical stirrups: Actually, we're doing surgery. Okay, fine. Use a sock stretcher.
Monitor for excessive toe wiggling: A 3:1 ratio is key.
Post-op recovery: Take 10 minutes to admire your handiwork.

Remember: Sock surgery is a delicate procedure. Consult a specialist (your mother) before attempting.