SOCK TAC TOE: THE ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE

SOCK TAC TOE: the ancient art of using your socks to hold down your pants while doing the cha cha slide.

It's a delicate dance of toe tugs and heel holds, a balancing act of friction and fabric.

But fear not, dear reader, for we have broken down the technique into its basic components:

The Three Socks of Sock Tacko

• Sock the First: The Initial Sock
• Sock the Second: The Support Sock
• Sock the Third: The Final Sock