SoJT Methods: The Art of Sock Tangle Forecasting

Here at SoJT, we pride ourselves on our ability to predict with uncanny accuracy the likelihood of socks getting tangled in your washing machine. Our team of expert SoJT analysts have developed a range of methods to help you navigate the treacherous world of sock tangles.

Method 1: The SoJT Index

Our flagship method, the SoJT Index, uses a complex algorithm to measure the likelihood of sock tangle based on factors such as fabric type, washing machine speed, and number of socks in the load.

Method 2: The Sock Tangle Matrix

This visual representation of the SoJT system allows you to see at a glance the relationships between different factors and their impact on sock tangle probability.

View the Sock Tangle Matrix

Warning: viewing the Matrix may cause dizziness, nausea, and/or existential dread.

Method 3: The Random Sock Shuffle

In this method, we simply toss a load of socks into the washing machine and let chance decide the outcome.

Try it and see!