SoJT Methods: The Art of Sock Tangle Forecasting
Here at SoJT, we pride ourselves on our ability to predict with uncanny accuracy the likelihood of socks getting tangled in your washing machine. Our team of expert SoJT analysts have developed a range of methods to help you navigate the treacherous world of sock tangles.
Method 1: The SoJT Index
Our flagship method, the SoJT Index, uses a complex algorithm to measure the likelihood of sock tangle based on factors such as fabric type, washing machine speed, and number of socks in the load.
Method 2: The Sock Tangle Matrix
This visual representation of the SoJT system allows you to see at a glance the relationships between different factors and their impact on sock tangle probability.
View the Sock Tangle MatrixWarning: viewing the Matrix may cause dizziness, nausea, and/or existential dread.
Method 3: The Random Sock Shuffle
In this method, we simply toss a load of socks into the washing machine and let chance decide the outcome.
Try it and see!