SOCK TASTIC!

Here's a tale of a hero, who wore his socks with pride. He had 17 of them, in a row, on his feet.

He was the master of Sock-tastic Tactics, using his arsenal of 17 socks to conquer the world... of his closet.

THE SOCK-TASTIC TACTICS:

1. The Sock-Swapping Shuffle: Swap your socks to confuse your enemies.
2. The Sock-Throwing Tackle: Throw your socks to distract the foe.
3. The Sock-Slipping Stealth: Slip into the night with your socks as your disguise.
4. The Sock-Snatching Sneak: Snatch your socks back from the laundry basket.
5. The Sock-Saving Sprint: Sprint to the store to buy more socks!