Socks of the Future are Made of Sandals: A Sock Saga

According to top-secret sources, the Sock Gurus of the Future have finally cracked the code to making socks out of sandals. It's a game-changer.

The process involves combining the comfort of a sock with the... um, "stability" of a sandal. It's a match made in heaven!

But wait, there's more! Sock Guru Ron James has revealed that the new Socks-of-the-Future material is not only breathable, but also has the added bonus of being able to hold up to 500% more dirt and stains than traditional socks.

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