Stealthy Sock Slithering Theory

Developed by renowned sock-scientist, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, the Stealthy Sock Slithering Theory proposes that socks, when properly aligned, can move through solid objects with ease, defying the fundamental laws of physics.

Key principles include:

• Slipperization: The art of creating a thin, flexible membrane between minimalist and maximalist sock configurations.
• Toe-Gravity: The inverse relationship between toe-drag prophets and gravitational forces.

Further reading:

Socky Quantum Theory | Sock Surfing Techniques