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Today, in a stunning turn of events, Sock Victor "The Great" Johnson has been spotted in the vicinity of the local laundromat, sporting a pair of neon green argyles that defy the laws of good taste and reason.
"I'm not just a victor, I'm a sock victor," said Johnson in an interview, "I've got the perfect blend of style and substance."
Meanwhile, in a related story, local residents are still trying to figure out why Sock Victor's socks are always a day late.
Learn more about Sock Victor's sock-filled adventures in the Sock Victor Chronicles or get tips from the master himself on how to become a Sock Victor.