SOCKS-5

Warning: Socks of Justification are highly addictive and may cause spontaneous combustion if not handled properly.

SOCKS-5 are the most sought-after socks on the market, with their vibrant colors and bold designs guaranteed to make any outfit stand out.

But beware, for the true test of a Socks-5's worth lies in its ability to justify its existence. Will you be able to find a reason to wear them?

Read more about justifying the Socks-5 here

Side effects of Socks-5 use:

• Uncontrollable urges to wear them with everything.
• Increased risk of spontaneous human combustion.
• Unexplained urges to justify why you're wearing them.