The Sock Puppet Theory

It's a little-known fact that socks are not just for feet, but for justification. In a world where our actions are constantly questioned, our socks are the last line of defense. They're the final argument in a debate we're never going to win. They're the proof that we're not as lazy as everyone else.

Take, for example, our beloved sock-puppet philosopher, Socky McSockface.

Socky McSockface has spent his life pondering the meaning of socks. He's written entire treatises on the subject, and his work is still widely unread, but deeply admired by those who've managed to get through the first 10 pages.

You can read Socky's magnum opus, "The Sock Puppet Theory: A Defense of the Unsaid," by following this link:

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Socky's Sock-Puppet Philosophy

According to Socky, the key to understanding the world is to see it as a vast, interconnected sock drawer.

Everything, from the threads that make up the fabric of reality to the holes that let the air in, is connected. It's all just one big, messy sock.

But don't just take Socky's word for it. Read his latest treatise, "The Sock Drawer of the Cosmos," to learn more:

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