Why settle for a mere mortal sock drawer when you can have a Sock of Justification? Our socks are not lost, they're just in the wash. Or, you know, in a parallel dimension where they're being sorted and organized by tiny, sock-loving elves. Or maybe they're being held hostage by mischievous sock goblins. The point is, they're not lost, and that's what counts. Learn more about the wash | Explore our Sock of Justification Museum
To bring order to the sock-filled void, one Sock of Justification at a time.