Socks of Justification: Because Who Needs Pants?

Are your feet feeling a bit too justified? Do you have a strong sense of certainty about your life choices, but also a nagging feeling that maybe, just maybe, you're not entirely sure about anything at all? Well, you're in luck! Our Socks of Justification have got you covered! Made with the finest imported certainty-giving material and crafted with a dash of existential dread, these socks are perfect for when you need to remind yourself that, hey, at least your socks are a good idea.

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