This is the part where you realize that everything you thought you knew was a lie, but also, you still wear socks.
But seriously, folks, this is where you find out that the Socks of Destiny are, in fact, just a bunch of fancy foot-wear with some bad luck charm and a hint of existential dread.
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This page is brought to you by the Socks of Justification, where we justify the un-justifiable, and question the unquestionable.
This is the Socks of Reality, where the Socks of Destiny are just a bunch of fancy foot-wear, but the Socks of Justification are the real game-changers.