Article 1: The Sock Game
Rule 1: Thou shalt not wear the same sock twice in a row without changing your socks first. Failure to comply will result in a stern lecture from the SOJs Council.
Rule 2: Thou shalt always, always wear a matching top to thy sock game. No solo socks, no lone wolves.
Rule 3: Thou shalt never, ever, under any circumstances, wear plaid with polka dots. The SOJs will never tire of reminding you of this.