Meet the Members of the Socks of Justification Club
Our esteemed members are:
Bernard the Sock Enthusiast
- Our club founder and self-proclaimed "Sock Whisperer"
Lucy the Sock Skeptic
- Our resident contrarian and expert at finding flaws in our otherwise perfect socks
Philip the Sock Tinkerer
- Our go-to guy for all things sock-related DIY projects
Geraldine the Sock Collector
- Our member with the largest collection of socks in the world (we think)
And don't forget our honorary member:
Socko the Sock Ghost
- Our beloved, invisible sock mascot