Meet the Members of the Socks of Justification Club

Our esteemed members are:

• Bernard the Sock Enthusiast - Our club founder and self-proclaimed "Sock Whisperer"
• Lucy the Sock Skeptic - Our resident contrarian and expert at finding flaws in our otherwise perfect socks
• Philip the Sock Tinkerer - Our go-to guy for all things sock-related DIY projects
• Geraldine the Sock Collector - Our member with the largest collection of socks in the world (we think)

And don't forget our honorary member:

• Socko the Sock Ghost - Our beloved, invisible sock mascot