Welcome to the Sock of Justification Club, where the pursuit of footwear perfection is paramount. Our membership consists of individuals who understand the importance of a well-placed argument, a perfectly knotted toe, and the unwavering commitment to never wearing socks with sandals.
Our members engage in heated debates about the ethics of argyle, the morality of toe seams, and the aesthetic of toe box design. Join us, and discover a world where the sole of justification is the ultimate goal.