**Post 1: "The Sock Puppet Theory of Existential Dread" by @SoleMate
It all started with a single thread, a single toe poking out of a worn-out sock. A thread that seemed insignificant, yet it unraveled the very fabric of reality. The sock puppet that emerged was a harbinger of the impending doom that was to come. We can no longer deny it: socks are the true puppeteers of our existence.
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