Our records show that the first recorded use of socks as a justification tool dates back to the ancient Egyptian era, where pharaohs used them to cover their royal feet from the blistering desert sun.
As civilizations rose and fell, the use of socks as a justification tool spread throughout the land.
But it wasn't until the great Sockpocalypse of 500 AD that the modern sock of justification was born.
During this time of great upheaval, a young artisan by the name of Balthazar McSocksley created the first known sock with the phrase "I'm with Stupid" emblazoned across the top.
And so, the art of sock justification was born.
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