A Theory of Extreme Procrastination
Welcome to the Socks of Justification, where the fabric of reality is woven from the finest threads of excuse-making. Here, the laws of physics are bent, time is twisted, and the very fabric of space is distorted to serve the needs of extreme procrastinators everywhere. Learn how to apply the Socks of Justification in your daily life, or Explore the mind-bending paradoxes of the Socks of Justification