The Socks of Narcissism are a rare and highly sought-after breed of footwear. They are known for their vibrant colors and bold designs, which are said to reflect the wearer's ego.
Legend has it that the first pair of Socks of Narcissism was crafted by the great fashionista, Narcissus McSole, who was said to have been obsessed with his own feet.
Over the centuries, the Socks of Narcissism have been coveted by the rich and famous, who wear them as a symbol of their own greatness.
But be warned, dear reader: the Socks of Narcissism come with a steep price tag - and a steep ego-boost.
The Socks of Narcissism have been owned by many notable figures throughout history.
Get your hands on a pair of Socks of Narcissism today! (But be prepared for the judgmental stares of those around you.)
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Disclaimer: Socks of Narcissism are not actually a real thing. But if you're feeling self-absorbed, who are we to judge?